I do it so you don't have to.
The picture your about to see may be somewhat disturbing,
and not recommended for younger viewers.
What the heck? is probably what your thinking right about now.
Or quite possibly something stronger....
and no, its not some pagan ritual.
I first heard of this about a month ago from a close friend.
who will remain nameless
I had been complaining/talking about a recent visit
to my General Practitioner, where I felt I had been brushed aside.
I have been having some ear issues. I will spare you the details.
When my so called "Friend" told me about Ear Candling.
So in desperation I thought what the heck and I went to the
HEALTH FOOD STORE
to pick up a couple.
I usually frown upon all things homeopathic, chiropractic,
eat your vegetables, rub two crystals together,
howl at the moon, new age kinda stuff.
Butttt, what the hell.
I might add they are not cheap at $2.99 a piece.
I had to wait till the next morning to give them a try, its
recommended that you don't do it by yourself for obvious reasons.
So when the hubs got home from work I asked him to help.
I layed down on the bathroom rug.
I wanted to be close to the shower,
in case something went horribly wrong.
And he lit my fire. hehehe
Any way......It took about 4 - 5 minutes for the cone to burn down.
The expert at the health food store told me to make sure I lay still
and not move the cone around, since that may cause the
vacuum/seal to break and all impurities wont be sucked out. EWWWW
So I did as instructed, with my little fireman standing watch.
When it got about 3/4 burnt down we removed
it and extinguished it in the sink.
Then we cut it open to see if in fact impurities had been sucked out.
EWWW
yeah gross,
again I will spare you the details.
WOW I was convinced, so I got on the computer and
tried to see if I could find a cheaper alternative then
the $2.99 at the health food store.
As soon as I googled ear candling a ton of
stuff came up about what a farce this is,
and how it might even be dangerous.
In fact the stuff in the bottom of the cone
actually was not impurities
out of my ear, nose, brain, head.
So I went back to the health food store
and this time bought just
1 candle/cone
to run an experiment.
I did everything the same, except I did not stick it in my ear,
or anyone else's for that matter.
Almost immediately upon lighting the cone
smoke started coming out of the bottom
of the cone......alot of smoke.
It was leaving a waxy/smokey film on the foil and table.
Then it stopped as quickly as it came.
I let it burn down as far as I had when it
was stuck in my ear.
All the time I was wondering about
that smokey/waxy film I had blew into my ear.
After we extinguished the cone we cut it open
to see what was inside.
Yep, impurities from an unknown ear.
Or
Wax from the inside of the cone.
I tell you people, I was scammed.
I Hate it when that happens.
I'm thinking about going back to the
Health Food Store and asking for my 9 bucks back.
It now makes me question the whole theory of
8 servings of fruits and vegetables a day.
"JUST SAYIN'"